Kristinkaaaa

Yo, been in Sochi for a few weeks now and I'm still low-key baffled by the persimmon obsession. Like, every corner has a babushka with a cardboard box full of them, and they're dead serious about the price negotiation. Is this a seasonal thing or a permanent Sochi vibe? Also, why does everyone walk so damn slow on the promenade? I'm trying to get my steps in but I'm stuck behind a chain of slow-pokers. On the bright side, I found this hidden rooftop bar near the port—Ocean Roof—that has unreal views of the sea and mountains. But the bartender gave me a look when I asked for a cocktail menu. Guess it's straight vodka here. Any tips on fitting in without losing my mind? Also, is the persimmon thing just a rite of passage?